I’m a tired, frustrated, disgusted mommy, but only because I’m desperately trying to achieve NEFARIOUSNESS, while performing the duties of my Office. Once I become NEFARIOUS, my first order of business, is to hire a Personal Assistant to take my kids swimming when we’re on vacation. How they have the energy to swim after I run them down, I have no idea….but first…I need a Manager. My Publicist, and yes I do have one, keeps trying to get me to write a book, but I don’t have the time, nor the experience to try it, but if you’re brilliant, cunning, crafty and a little bad yourself, hit me up….we could make a great team.
The Legalities: I am an Affiliate Marketer for Dooney & Bourke, Coach, Betsey Johnson, and Nike. I do not recommend, nor to I showcase material I do not like. I do make a commission from your purchases on their sites, when you follow the links from my site. I digress, cuss, laugh and cry. I discuss my Nesquick life, politics, religion, and motherhood. I walk a fine line between coy, and vile. I am strong on opinions, and weak patience. I do not suffer fools easily, and frankly, I’ve accepted that if I hurt your feelings while trying to share mine, then that’s more you than I…and I don’t care. I’m a runner, (if you consider a runner to be someone who runs when she can), my personal best is 3.6 miles, and yes, I’m working on it. I’ve accepted one small truth, “If I fail at everything I do, so what?” I firmly believe that in this life if you raised great kids, and had amazing sex (and if you did, do share) that’s all that counts. It’s called being a “Pimp” and feel free to write that down.
I learned from my husband’s “Sudden Death Cardiac Incident” that the more you live for right now, the less you’ll care about back then. Don’t hate…it’s ugly, if you want what I have, you gotta do what I do. There is nothing wrong with asking me for help, so there it is…About Ronnie…Oh and one more thing, “Be Affirming, Be Fabulous, Be Yourself“…..This above ALL….to thine ownself be true….Everything else is just noise. Be Blessed.
Remember you set the Tone, you ARE the Example. BE KIND to each other. Show GRACE and MERCY to all those who cross your path today. Take Care.