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The First Sin

Whaaaatttt?
Whaaaatttt?

“Dude, you RAPED me”…Dane Cook, making fun of those who use the word Rape, like the word, “The”.

I have some time this morning, which is unusual for me. At this time of day, I’m rushed for an idea, never mind the writing, then I have to go get Sweetness, followed by Duchess…but this morning, both kiddo’s have MD appointments for VACCINES. If you feel like you need to step to me, fair enough, but a word of warning, I am a vaccine mom. You will not win against me, and I’m not in the mood to give you a platform…not today. See, I’m irritated. Freaking women. Why on earth can we just not make nice to each other, even if we can’t stand each other, just to get some work done? We are a special breed…powerful, intelligent, cunning and strong….it should give us a hint that Satan targeted us…not Adam, for the honor of committing the First Sin….Actually, that’s a good title…The First Sin….because we committed it, and the world has been suffering ever since.

Somewhere out there, there is a woman, a single-mom whom for whatever reason, was left by a dead-beat asshole to raise his kids alone. She’s working a job, maybe two, and she puts up with the daily onslaught of harassment, of the sexual kind…because if she doesn’t she’ll be fired from her little two bit job, and her kids will go hungry. You think that mess doesn’t happen? SMH…. you just don’t know. These are the women, for whom Clinton fights. Mmmm K. We all know that sexual assault, battery and rape are illegal, “She should quit, then sue HIS ASS” the women, not being harassed will scream, but we all know there are men with money….or their mommy’s have money, and they have no problem, re-victimizing the victim….my heart goes out to those women. Remember the excuse for waiting 11 years to sue Trump? That’s right…he had MONEY and would ruin them….you expect less from a single mom? They are the true hero’s of society, for whatever they go through, they stay with it because they love their babies…and are trying to do the right thing….Now let’s get back to Clinton….and truly see if she gives a damn about them….

I don’t know if it’s true or not, but it does bear investigating (which I will do). Gloria Allred, famed Hollywood female attorney, has been allegedly exposed for paying a Trump victim a half million dollars for purged testimony regarding sexual battery. Let me break it down for you…A Clinton supporter, paid a “victim” (Apprentice loser) $500,000 to falsify a claim of sexual battery against Trump. Truly, a despised man, he didn’t need the help…but he’s not out there championing women’s rights either. This is very bad…you get why right? There are those who’d scream, “The ends justify the means” but ladies, do we really need that kind of help? If this allegation is true, it means that all other allegations against Trump are now suspect, and frankly, we don’t know where the privates start and the hand stops, MEANING, Allred and Clinton made a complete mockery of what legitimate women go through every day….So, think about that…..before you vote. They must have been afraid…because who does that? I am not an “at all costs” kind of person, because I still have a soul, and I don’t like my gender being mocked as corrupt. Funny when you think about it. Satan recognized us as the more cunning of the sexes, and we’ve been paying for it ever since. ….If the allegations are true, and Trump really didn’t do all the horrible things they said he did, then you just supported a liar ladies, and are you okay with that? Are you willing to lose your soul, to gain a female presidency? I’m not…because it will be corrupt, and we may be a lot, but we’re not corrupt….are we? We can do better…we can do it together….we don’t need lies to advance our goals, and frankly, I resent them thinking we do…….Ever wonder why we’re mocked? Well, take a look at the Dems…then tell me if you’re still confused. Be Blessed.

Remember you set the Tone, you ARE the Example. BE KIND to each other. Show GRACE and MERCY to all those whom cross your path today. With your Daily Affirmations complete, enjoy your Friday.

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Electing Trump

I Am No One's Bitch
I Am No One’s Bitch

“I call BS mom. You can’t blame it all on Eve”. Princess defending Eve on the day of her eviction from Eden.

Oh yes I can….Trump is going to win, and he has us, to thank for it. How ironic, that a sexist pig like Trump will be elected by women? Damn, that’s some gangster sh*t right there. “Master”Card, because telling a women she looks better on her knees, than she does on her feet, and getting elected by her gender, is priceless”. Why do you think Satan chose Eve to be the downfall of creation? Because he knew Adam wouldn’t defy God, but he also knew that Adam wouldn’t deny Eve either. In every case of societal change, the good, the bad, the ugly, it has been a woman whose led the charge, or at least a woman who was led to believe she was leading the charge. Electing Trump….of course men are trying to get into our uterus dumbass….They’ve been trying doing that since Genesis…

So one cannot be smart and pretty? Well no smoking gun there. #trumpgirlsbreaktheinternet was genius. The first stone thrown was, “Just look at that whore” and BOOM…we’re killing each other. The Crusades ain’t got jack on us. Ya know, for the stronger sex, we sure are pliable. Meaning, we can be whatever someone else wants us to be….Guns don’t kill people, jealous, bitchy harpies kill people…. A woman was responsible for the downfall of creation, and a woman was responsible for ushering in the redemption. A woman, a woman, a woman. When King “whatshisface” defied God and allowed another King “whatshisface” to live, God used a woman, to nail that king’s head into the ground….we can be so vicious….Ladies, you gotta listen to me….

In this election, the victor will be chosen by the women. For those of you thinking it’s Clinton, think again. I’m no Trump fan, but Clinton fans are going to be very disappointed come November. Are some of you really that stupid that you cannot see that they’re splitting the freaking vote? We look like idiots. Why is it so hard to empower each other? Why can we not support each other? Why can’t we just STFU and not play into their hands? #trumpgirlsbreaktheinternet… “That was fun. Okay ladies break it up and get back into the kitchen. The men have to get back to work”. That SUCKED….For all we’ve accomplished, and we’re still thought of a kitchen mavens because we cannot be trusted to do the right thing. Be honest, how many of you are voting for Clinton only because she’s a woman? Shame on you…So now, you can’t even be trusted to vote…..Even though we are the more powerful, we will never be equal…let me write that again, we will never be equal…. because we will never be united. If some of you have a problem with this, that’s too bad because I really don’t care what you think. If you’re not paying me or doing me, your opinion means nothing to me…I’m not going to be anyone’s bitch….get it? Electing Trump is going to be easy…..God please, give us a hero…. Gotta go. I post quite a few selfies myself…and I am far from stupid……I should have been a man….OMG, did I really just write that? Be Blessed.

Remember you set the Tone, you ARE the Example. BE KIND to each other. Show GRACE and MERCY to all those whom cross your path today. With your Daily Affirmations complete, enjoy your Tuesday.

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I Hate You Eve

Men on Pause Arm Pit Sweat
Men on Pause Arm Pit Sweat

Sweetness partied with his father a little too hard last night and he’s learning the basic law of consequences this morning; which simply states, on a school night…if you chose to stay up and watch the game….you will be tired. I don’t know how else to state it. I remember Germany, being in the club until 3,4,5 am in the morning, only to have to be at BK at 6a…not a problem, so Sweetness will be okay. Truth is, I wouldn’t give him up for all the hormones in the world; which is good, because him and his sister cost me quite a bit of female capital. I may be only 45, but I have the hormonal body of a 52 yr old. I hate you Eve…sigh…Men on Pause…you suck too.

I get it Eve. The apple looked good. I mean, I too have sat and gazed upon a piece of cake that I knew would not be good for me. I too have longed for it’s chocolaty goodness to hit the expectant taste buds in my mouth, and I too…aware of said consequence….have taken the forbidden bite…but my Goodness woman, GOD told you, I mean He actually sat you down, gave you The Talk, and told you not to eat of the Tree of Life. It isn’t that He was ambiguous and said, “I’d prefer you not eat the apple”, no…He said, “Don’t….eat…the…apple”, but you did, and now women everywhere must pay the price. My husband must now freaking LORD over me and mess…I mean he’s gotta LORD over me..I don’t want that! I gotta fight him every time Duchess gets her Chocolate Milk….worse I gotta have ARM PIT Sweat in a Vintage Gucci Dress…Lord it isn’t like I ate the apple….Come on….

Okay, so I knew that having the IVF procedure would put my body into early Men On Pause. I was okay with that..I still am, but some of the symptoms, like Armpit sweat I think is a little unnecessary. Why can they put a MAN on the moon, but not make a antiperspirant that won’t make a woman sweat in church? The mood swings, the lack of wanting Merrill to touch me (and believe you me, he tries), the crying because I ran over spider….that I can handle, but I have to deal with sweat…..and that bothers me. Sigh….it isn’t so much Eve’s fault as it is the current Scientists who cannot seem to control the basic regulation of a female body. Make a condom that promises no babies, but God forbid you keep a woman from resorting to extreme measures in Church. Okay, rant over…I gotta go. It’s time to awaken Sweetness. I love him…I adore him…his sense of humor is much like his father’s sense of humor. He was worth it, and I’ll sweat in the face of Carrie Bradshaw herself to have my only begotten son (with whom I am well pleased). Thank you Jesus. Merrill’s looking at me….sigh….time to go deodorize….He’s gonna try to LORD over me again…..I hate you Eve….Be Blessed. Remember you set the Tone, you ARE the Example. BE KIND to each other. Show GRACE and MERCY to all those who cross your path today. With your Daily Affirmations complete, enjoy your Monday.

 

 

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Nakedness

I've Worked Hard For This....
I’ve Worked Hard For This….

While he won’t admit it, his children are a lot more like him than he thinks. For example, Sweetness is on the couch, as I write this, naked, playing his iPad. No, Merill doesn’t play naked on his iPad anymore, but it is hubby’s lack of modesty that makes Sweetness like his father. Merrill’s, “I don’t care, we’ve all got one” attitude is present in the little ones, and I am humorously reminded of the boy I met almost 23 years ago, who said, “What? It’s just a Peter”..Just a Peter indeed….sigh…these babies never stood a chance. Adam and Eve ain’t got nothing on these two.

Look, I don’t have a lot of time here. Church is just around the corner, and in addition to editing this document I have to get the babies dressed. He, Merrill, acts like it’s no big deal, but then when he has to chase a toddler whose screaming, “Help me”….he gets a little annoyed too, but it’s HIS fault. The ability to let it all hang out, without a care in the world is what frustrates me on a daily bases. I mean, if HE wants to be arrested for indecency then so be it, but why curse another generation to nakedery? Don’t they have enough against them already? Duchess will strip down, within 3 minutes of leaving her in Sunday School and FIGHT anyone who tries to make her redress. Sweetness will strip within 3 min of arising for the day. He will then walk his naked ass to the heater, where he will stand until he has sufficiently roasted his booty…..I don’t think any of that came from me. I am a very demure, body shy woman.

I gotta go. Sweetness only just now dressed, and Merrill is chasing Duchess around the kitchen trying to get her from a state of nakedness to a stated of decency, but decency really is a very subjective term. I say let her go….LOL….she’s screaming, “I don’t wanna dress”. She doesn’t relent as easily as Sweetness. I don’t feel like we need to put too much work into her, I say we let the Sunday School teachers deal with her, that’s their job anyway. If you see Sweetness or Duchess naked, please don’t judge me, know that I tried, failed, and I just don’t care anymore. If you see Merrill naked, you’re welcome, but please don’t judge me on that either. If his mother, (whose job it was anyway), didn’t correct him, I’m not going to get anywhere with him either. 1st World Problems friends…..I don’t really care if this family dresses or not…..forget you…if you do. Be Blessed. Remember you set the Tone, you ARE the Example. BE KIND to each other. Show GRACE and MERCY to all those who cross your path today. With your Daily Affirmations complete, please don’t judge me, enjoy your day.

 

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Ye Have Not…Matt 7:7

I am so blessed to have her.
I am so blessed to have her.

“Ye have not…Matt 7:7. Growing up, I remember thinking this verse was a bunch of biblical hooey, because I didn’t get the Nikes, Jordache, or Izod shirt I requested, and believe you me, I asked. I now know, I was asking for the wrong thing. Today, I have all those things and so much more. That verse was specifically admonishing us to ask for the right thing, and it will be given to us. Kingdom Key to life #7 is, “Asking for the right thing”. It isn’t as simple as just praying.

Merrill’s gone, so the back door is booby trapped. As I lie awake in bed last night, I realized that the, “Lord keep me safe” prayer might not be what I should be praying because it might be slightly unrealistic. After all, what is safe? Is it NO problems, no worries, or is it total complete protection? So, I thought “Lord, help me to OVERCOME, and work through, anything that may happen…this evening”. This is a fallen world of Sin, there is NO way, you’re walking out without a limp, but you CAN walk out. Because of Eve…ahem…SIN, you’ll find that God had to tweek the blessing from us NOT pricking our finger, to pricking our finger, but still living. (Sleeping Beauty reference, I have a toddler remember). We are going to hurt, but in that hurt we’ll find strength, like I did two years ago tomorrow. My new prayer is now, “Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I pray you help me go Kung Fu on those who seek to hurt me”.

“Mom, can I have chocolate milk?”. Ask that question in this house, and you’ll probably get a no, but reframe to, “Mom, can I have chocolate milk, after dinner?” and I’m more likely to say, “Yes”. Knowing what to ask for, is just as important as asking. My prayer for you today is that you don’t avoid the trials, but to walk THROUGH trials like a BOSS. Tomorrow is a terrible day in history for us, and I just want to thank the Facebook App for bringing that back up to us.Well, I have the Jordache now, think I’ll ask for Home Peace. With Duchess, that’s a very real prayer. Be Blessed. Remember you set the Tone, you ARE the Example. BE KIND to each other. Show GRACE and MERCY to all those who cross your path today. With your Daily Affirmations complete, enjoy your Tuesday.

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